8/23/14: [X]
8/23/14: [X]

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

look at that body, i work out" - jonathan toews, probably

frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe:

cloudcuckoolander527:

thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

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then

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fine

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS

WHO THE FUCK IS HATING ON ROTTWEILERS?!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU NEED TO GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY!!!

GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY

reservoir-fantasy:

the most adorkable ice bucket challenge 

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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anny-is-yours:

we reblog the men we think we deserve

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

massholehackey:

thats why everybody hates us

massholehackey:

thats why everybody hates us

massholehackey:

bruins-babe:

facedownraskup:

Sure you may have the cup, but I’d like to see you match the bar tab

the bruins spent $156,679.74 in 4 hours that’s an accomplishment in itself

i wanna party with them

massholehackey:

this is so true it hurts

massholehackey:

this is so true it hurts

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn