if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
“look at that body, i work out" - jonathan toews, probably
So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers
Puppy party without you guys
WHO THE FUCK IS HATING ON ROTTWEILERS?!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU NEED TO GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY!!!
GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY
the most adorkable ice bucket challenge ❋
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks
we reblog the men we think we deserve
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
thats why everybody hates us
Sure you may have the cup, but I’d like to see you match the bar tab
the bruins spent $156,679.74 in 4 hours that’s an accomplishment in itself
i wanna party with them
this is so true it hurts